Get properly lost in a hedge maze

Somewhere within reach there's an estate garden or a farm with a maze — hedge if you're lucky, corn in season. Pay the entry, start a timer at the gap in the hedge, and don't stop it until you're standing in the centre. Nobody walks one clean — there's a wrong turn you'll take twice. And what the centre actually holds — a statue, a viewing platform, occasionally just a bench and a bin — is half the ticket price.